The Awful Forums - MS Paint how I should (or shouldn't) propose to my girlfriend

9m: Jul 28, 2006; hmmm

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:03

Waffleton: Mar 24, 2006; by Fistgrrl

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:05

Banan0s: Mar 22, 2006; The bad sleep well

Requesting someone mspaint a ring on a dick.

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:17

Clanpot Shake: Aug 10, 2006; shake shake!

Nthman posted:

Banan0s posted:

Requesting someone mspaint a ring on a dick.

yeah...

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:19

Banan0s: Mar 22, 2006; The bad sleep well

mofo196 posted:

And this is almost certainly a bad idea.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f...riagerocket.jpg

Yeah...

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:20

Squirrels2Nuts: Sep 23, 2006; Eat Shit & Die

Banan0s posted:

Requesting someone mspaint a ring on a dick.

read the OP dick

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:20

Banan0s: Mar 22, 2006; The bad sleep well

Well I thought that two times wasn't enough. Three is usually the magic number.

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:21

YellowMan: May 13, 2003; Resident Asian

Seik posted:

I'm not great with MSpaint, but I think you should use the ring to keep your sphincter open and then ask your girlfriend to finger you. That will clearly be the most romantic proposal ever.

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm gonna do this...

< # Oct 19, 2006 13:21

Waffleton: Mar 24, 2006; by Fistgrrl

< # Oct 19, 2006 14:42

Badcraziness: Oct 07, 2004; "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

ALOYSIUS 2 posted:

In my defense I have a cold and I'm bored as fuck.

What is this yellow thing in the man's colon?

< # Oct 19, 2006 14:53

TRISHY: Apr 12, 2005

Badcraziness posted:

What is this yellow thing in the man's colon?

Look closer

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:02

KQKyle: Feb 26, 2006; why do we have color photography?
. . . VODKA!

From what I hear girls tend to like poems and junk.

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:14

Bonnett: Aug 27, 2003; Big fucking Nose

ALOYSIUS 2 posted:

In my defense I have a cold and I'm bored as fuck.

Oh jesus I only just figured that one out. That is amazing. Anyone that doesn't get it immediately just keep looking. I feel stupid but happy.

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:16

Badcraziness: Oct 07, 2004; "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

I think i just got it...

Excuse me I need to vomit for a while.

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:29

Waffleton: Mar 24, 2006; by Fistgrrl

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:46

kaishek: Jan 29, 2005; STUPID
DICK

Waffleton posted:

5'ed for not-subtle gorilla penis.

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:51

Spellcar: May 09, 2006

kaishek posted:

5'ed for not-subtle gorilla penis.

5'd for this reason too

< # Oct 19, 2006 17:53

Obeast: Aug 26, 2006

The image speaks for itself...

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:02

Alan Smithee: Jan 04, 2005; You'll never post in this town again

Waffleton that is no way to propose to a girlfriend, but there's no reason you shouldn't keep doing what you are doing

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:04

Slvbarek: Apr 08, 2006; For the glory of the Hobo 13 and the Romulan Star Empire!

I love how the poor Mexican is still pitching the sale of his oranges to a gorilla holding him at gunpoint.

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:07

Prod: Apr 22, 2006; My life for Aiur

Waffleton posted:

Now do me, do me!

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:13

Bo Shek: Sep 01, 2005; infinite monkey theorem

Waffleton posted:

I don't know what this has to do with marriage, but it sure did get a 5 out of me.

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:15

Slvbarek: Apr 08, 2006; For the glory of the Hobo 13 and the Romulan Star Empire!

Who could resist?

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:20

Waffleton: Mar 24, 2006; by Fistgrrl

Prod posted:

Now do me, do me!

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:21

Alan Smithee: Jan 04, 2005; You'll never post in this town again

Waffleton posted:

You forgot to do white people

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:22

DrunkMage: May 05, 2005; Squirrels are the true enemy.

ALOYSIUS 2 posted:

In my defense I have a cold and I'm bored as fuck.

I can't stop laughing a that. If I thought that would be an actual physically possible way to propose...I think it'd almost be worth the ensuing lawsuit.

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:25

SoatInABoat: Jun 08, 2005; Soat? In A Boat? I've never heard of such a thing!

Waffleton is slowly hijacking this thread with insanity. 5s all around.

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:41

Spellcar: May 09, 2006

Waffleton posted:

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:41

Waffleton: Mar 24, 2006; by Fistgrrl

edit: forgot to shade the breasts

Waffleton fucked around with this message at Oct 19, 2006 around 18:50

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:46

Slvbarek: Apr 08, 2006; For the glory of the Hobo 13 and the Romulan Star Empire!

"I did something so great that it won Leela's heart, and I'll never, ever know what it was. My life is empty."

You know what you have to do, mofo196.

< # Oct 19, 2006 18:57