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DonMagicJuan
Joined: Jun 16, 2001


quote:
Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say:


What's your fucking problem?



Probably the real Chris Kemp.

Mar 15, 2004: 08:13
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spacey
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Aspiring Daydreamer

Turn that frown upside down!

spacey decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 08:20
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MadSketcher
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


A plague of faggotry upon thee!

quote:
spacey came out of the closet to say:
Turn that frown upside down!


I think you just made him scarier.

Mar 15, 2004: 09:05
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Otokodate
Joined: Jan 15, 2004


All your nuts are belong to me

quote:
epsilon-6 came out of the closet to say:


The sad part is I know that someone is going to add 3d glasses and a pipe...


I had actually been thinking of doing that after the first page.

Mar 15, 2004: 09:44
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LeChimp
Joined: Feb 12, 2004


monkey!

quote:
Otokodate came out of the closet to say:

I had actually been thinking of doing that after the first page.



Relax. Have a nice cup of tea. Here, have some extra sugar. Don't do it.

Mar 15, 2004: 09:47
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


They'll fix him. They fix everything.

Mar 15, 2004: 09:56
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Rebel Lion
Joined: Jul 09, 2001

If I had known they were going to be this much trouble, I would have picked my own cotton.

Chiming in to voice my appreciation for this thread. Made me laugh more than any in a long while!

Mar 15, 2004: 10:06
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Classified
Joined: Nov 22, 2003


Butterbar

quote:
MadSketcher came out of the closet to say:


I think you just made him scarier.



I agree

Mar 15, 2004: 10:11
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Vengeance
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



quote:
Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say:


What's your fucking problem?



Replying to the wrong thread

Mar 15, 2004: 10:45
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jobot
Joined: Nov 26, 2003


quote:
Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:
They'll fix him. They fix everything.


Niiiiiice...

Mar 15, 2004: 10:47
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R2Dn00b
Joined: Mar 06, 2003

So I smacked him in the face and downed another Carling

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:


Replying to the wrong thread



My cock is 80ft long and shoots 20ft cocks on demand

Mar 15, 2004: 11:05
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Meatface
Joined: Jul 15, 2003

Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

quote:
goggleguy came out of the closet to say:

this is one of the funniest images i have ever seen


I will agree.

Mar 15, 2004: 11:37
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Mr. Coconut
Joined: Jun 17, 2003

I like coconuts

quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
OK, now I'm way off the subject now, but I am having way too much fun with this guy's mug.





I am so voting for Bush now.

Mar 15, 2004: 11:41
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ScottABoy
Joined: Mar 14, 2004

Shiver me timbers.


Not pretty... but definately prettier than before

Mar 15, 2004: 11:55
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Sarcasmo
Joined: Dec 01, 2003


Il faut imaginer Sisyphus heureux.

quote:
Bad Mongo came out of the closet to say:



You didn't Photoshop this.

Mar 15, 2004: 12:02
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


quote:
Sarcasmo came out of the closet to say:


You didn't Photoshop this.



I was hoping no one would notice.

Mar 15, 2004: 12:05
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Vengeance
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



quote:
R2Dn00b came out of the closet to say:


My cock is 80ft long and shoots 20ft cocks on demand



I deserve mockery for posting in wrong thread, agreed. But not from someone who drinks Carling. When you old enough to drink proper booze, then mock away.

Edit: Seeing as I fucked up in this thread I will contribute. Beaten by Negseven but what can I say but Zombies=

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 12:43

Mar 15, 2004: 12:19
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


It's a quote from a song.
"The Irony of it All" by the Streets, to be exact.

Mar 15, 2004: 12:22
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tehhoox
Joined: May 25, 2003

I r the mad h00x

[email protected] Zero
This thread is SO good

Mar 15, 2004: 13:21
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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003



quote:
Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:
They'll fix him. They fix everything.




Here he is taking a well earned rest.

Mar 15, 2004: 13:57
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ucka
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


Save the turtles (except for those snappy bitches)

Mar 15, 2004: 14:26
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El Jackalope
Joined: Sep 11, 2001


I love the smell of chainsaws in the morning.

quote:
ucka came out of the closet to say:
img: amish



Strangely, he looks more normal that way.

Mar 15, 2004: 14:29
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jumpyhu
Joined: Jan 02, 2004


my duck; ` he is cluckering!!!!1



ucka's amish one

Mar 15, 2004: 14:33
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:


Here he is taking a well earned rest.

http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/robo.jpg



Well played, sir. Game, set, and match.

Mar 15, 2004: 15:07
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Mr. Coconut
Joined: Jun 17, 2003

I like coconuts

quote:
ucka came out of the closet to say:



That is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Mar 15, 2004: 15:20
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karma
Joined: Mar 19, 2002


The Reality of My Surroundings

quote:
schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:




I literally out loud.

Oh my god, I have to wipe away the tears to type.



Edit:

Hello new desktop.

karma fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 15:30

Mar 15, 2004: 15:25
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Tea-san
Joined: Nov 05, 2003


Glowy dog vision

quote:
The Cookie Bird came out of the closet to say:
After:


Mar 15, 2004: 15:32
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Buzkashi
Joined: Feb 03, 2003


quote:
LOO came out of the closet to say:
The less face the better I suppose...


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Mar 15, 2004: 15:40
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ChaosTheory
Joined: Oct 01, 2003

I reset me.

here is an attempt:



I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.

Mar 15, 2004: 15:44
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Azaelel
Joined: Jun 01, 2000



This thread is filled with so much awesome work! The 'amish' one hurt me the most.

Mar 15, 2004: 15:52
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Govtcheez
Joined: Dec 31, 2002

I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MAIN CONTRIBUTION TO THE FORUMS IS SEARCHING EVERY THREAD FOR SPELLING MISTAKES AND JUMPING WITH GLEE WHENEVER I FIND ONE DURRRRRR

quote:
ChaosTheory came out of the closet to say:
here is an attempt:

[img]http://www.imageshack.us/files2/RUGGED_LOL.gif[img]

I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.


Sup Max Payne

Mar 15, 2004: 15:54
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trinihax-
Joined: Jul 18, 2003

horsefetish

I'd say Mad Magoo wins with the pretty woman, simply because nobody noticed it due to that hot ass body.

That was genius, man.

Otherwise, I laughed MAD hard at the one where it was just a long ass face. Voted 5.

Mar 15, 2004: 16:11
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SA-X
Joined: Jun 07, 2003

Wait, no.

This thread is extremely fucking funny.

Mar 15, 2004: 16:20
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Coheed
Joined: Feb 17, 2004



i r cute

Mar 15, 2004: 16:40
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Sofa Mech
Joined: Nov 18, 2002


The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

quote:
UsernameExists came out of the closet to say:
Well, I just wanted to see what I could do.


edit MAX HEADROOM!

Sofa Mech decided to show you this image:

Sofa Mech fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 16:58

Mar 15, 2004: 16:53
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Sofa Mech
Joined: Nov 18, 2002


The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

/\/\/\/\
Clarification

Sofa Mech decided to show you this image:

Mar 15, 2004: 17:01
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Scorpio!
Joined: Jan 24, 2004


All that is good

quote:
Vengeance came out of the closet to say:
Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.



douchebag...

Mar 15, 2004: 17:12
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Scorpio!
Joined: Jan 24, 2004


All that is good

quote:
ChaosTheory came out of the closet to say:
here is an attempt:



I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.



http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/20030920ign.jpg

Mar 15, 2004: 17:16
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McPorkChoppy
Joined: May 27, 2003

werd....



uhhhh...

Mar 15, 2004: 17:19
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rndm
Joined: Aug 31, 2001


Everything will work itself out. Trust me.

quote:
Buzkashi came out of the closet to say:

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Mar 15, 2004: 17:23
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smitz
Joined: Nov 05, 2003



boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew


smitz fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 18:10

Mar 15, 2004: 17:59
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PicnicAtTheDump
Joined: Feb 18, 2004

Death of the Sweetheart

quote:
shihonage came out of the closet to say:




I ed in my mouth a little.
I'm hopelessly far behind in this thread.

Mar 15, 2004: 18:23
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McMurphy
Joined: Feb 13, 2004

I AM A RETARD! YEP! making false dating ads and setting up meetins so i can take pictures lololol IF HE FEELS BAD I CAN BUY HIM A SAMMICH RITE

I got nothing to contribute (tutorials. photoshop. nothing.), but I think this is indeed history in the making.

Mar 15, 2004: 18:51
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Vengeance
Joined: Sep 11, 2001



quote:
Scorpio! came out of the closet to say:


douchebag...



We've already worked that out genius.

Mar 15, 2004: 19:26
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almostfearless
Joined: Jul 31, 2003


The sheer level of sick, perverted talent in this thread probably makes it the most terrifying I've ever seen. JESUS CHRIST.

Mar 15, 2004: 19:37
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J.theYellow
Joined: May 07, 2003



quote:
Decapod73 came out of the closet to say:



Looks like something out of a J. Geils Band video.

Mar 15, 2004: 19:47
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PoOKiE!
Joined: Jan 20, 2004

Socknose-YeTi

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PoOKiE is a savage yeti and he'll kill you.

Mar 15, 2004: 20:15
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shihonage
Joined: Mar 18, 2003


I'll take you to the bank, senator.
A blood bank.

quote:
PoOKiE! came out of the closet to say:
img-zombie phone home


Mar 15, 2004: 20:17
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TerryCheesecake
Joined: Aug 01, 2003



A crappy mutant.

Mar 15, 2004: 20:23
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McPorkChoppy
Joined: May 27, 2003

werd....

quote:
smitz came out of the closet to say:
boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew





TATERS!

Mar 15, 2004: 20:28
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Shpidah!
Joined: Mar 13, 2002


quote:
smitz came out of the closet to say:
boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew





Mar 15, 2004: 20:42
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infix
Joined: Nov 30, 2003


The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such creatures as we.

This thread is significantly funnier than every Comedy Goldmine in recent memory. Thank you, Internet.

Mar 15, 2004: 21:31
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cruxnexus
Joined: Jan 16, 2003


I FOUND YOU!!!

quote:
infix came out of the closet to say:
This thread is significantly funnier than every Comedy Goldmine in recent memory. Thank you, Internet.

Mar 15, 2004: 21:34
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Otokodate
Joined: Jan 15, 2004


All your nuts are belong to me

I like how the original chin turned into some sort of goiter.
http://www.hyperdrive.org/images/sa/irresistable.jpg

Mar 15, 2004: 21:39
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PoOKiE!
Joined: Jan 20, 2004

Socknose-YeTi


Mar 15, 2004: 21:42
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McPorkChoppy
Joined: May 27, 2003

werd....

quote:
PoOKiE! came out of the closet to say:
[img-superfreak.jpg


Mar 15, 2004: 21:47
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Scorpio!
Joined: Jan 24, 2004


All that is good

quote:
http://www.imageshack.us/files1/3midgetscutupdude.jpg
http://www.imageshack.us/files2/superfreak.jpg

Mar 15, 2004: 21:52
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


HIs face is so disproportioned, i bet bet he has a really hard time when he's out buying masks.

Mar 15, 2004: 22:48
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Master Ninja
Joined: Feb 20, 2004

Victory is mine!

Everytime I see one and think "That's the best it's gonna get." Then it is promptly trounced by the next submission. Threads like this are the reason the Internet exists.

Mar 15, 2004: 22:58
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AlbertHerring
Joined: Oct 10, 2003


King of the may, or something...

quote:
almostfearless came out of the closet to say:
The sheer level of sick, perverted talent in this thread probably makes it the most terrifying I've ever seen. JESUS CHRIST.


Sure, why not?

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Albert hopped 'round the shop, squealing like a tillypig!"
- Benjamin Britten, Albert Herring, I.ii

Mar 15, 2004: 23:32
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


Maybe some more cuts in the face would do the trick?

Mar 15, 2004: 23:46
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ice
Joined: Oct 21, 2000

I got tired of seeing the forum newbie image. Also, floor is my e-friend. :[]]\

Nothing in the humor department, and while he doesn't look pretty, he just looks like someone who is a bit retarded, instead of insanely psychotic serial killer retarded.

ice decided to show you this image:

Mar 16, 2004: 00:46
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CapnPyro
Joined: Mar 17, 2003

I draw stuff.

Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?

Mar 16, 2004: 00:52
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

quote:
CapnPyro came out of the closet to say:
Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?


Actually, yes. He ran through a briar patch. For his whole story, go to
thesmokinggun.com - his name is Chris Kemp. I think you'll find his weird ass in the mugshot section. Sorry for not giving a link.

Wait-here it is:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/chriskemp1.html

Chewblacca fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 01:05

Mar 16, 2004: 01:01
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Chaos Motor
Joined: Aug 28, 2003

I am not smart or witty

^^^^^ Nevermind ^^^^^

quote:
CapnPyro came out of the closet to say:
Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?


Do you ever pay attention? There was a Smoking Gun link. He had an altercation with a briar patch earlier in the evening.

Mar 16, 2004: 01:04
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macabre
Joined: Mar 15, 2004

manners man ;0

quote:
McPorkChoppy came out of the closet to say:


TATERS!



what's taters, precious?

Mar 16, 2004: 01:06
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Bexx
Joined: Sep 26, 2002


I have hurt myself over some of these. But the two baby ones freaked me out.

Mar 16, 2004: 01:15
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MDR
Joined: Feb 16, 2004

KING NORTH PARK

POE TAY TOES , best thread ever

Mar 16, 2004: 01:31
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KiwiBoi
Joined: Mar 13, 2004

PO TAY TOES!

Can someone tell me what a "briar patch" is? That is apparently where our Mr. Kemp got his scratches.

Mar 16, 2004: 02:30
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smitz
Joined: Nov 05, 2003



quote:
KiwiBoi came out of the closet to say:
Can someone tell me what a "briar patch" is? That is apparently where our Mr. Kemp got his scratches.



Any kind of prickly scrub, like brambles or wild roses. Although why he ran through it head first is still a mystery.

http://education.stonehill.edu/fieldguide/Field_Guide/Vines/Catbriar.htm

Mar 16, 2004: 03:56
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

55555 55555 55555 55555 5555

I can't make him pretty, but I can make him holy.

Mar 16, 2004: 04:10
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FlashBrown
Joined: Feb 26, 2004


snausages

He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.

Mar 16, 2004: 05:13
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shaker
Joined: Apr 28, 2003


.........salty..........

quote:
FlashBrown came out of the closet to say:
He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.

IMAGE Beavis and Butthead



You

Fucking

Win...




Edit:^^^^^^^ bigpeeler's pulling a close second, though...

shaker fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 16:37

Mar 16, 2004: 07:47
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spacey
Joined: Jul 09, 2001


Aspiring Daydreamer

Here's a picture of his long lost cousin - an inbred.

spacey decided to show you this image:

Mar 16, 2004: 08:31
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bigpeeler
Joined: Mar 11, 2002

55555 55555 55555 55555 5555

quote:
FlashBrown came out of the closet to say:
He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.




Ahahahahahah...great rendition!! Perfect.

Mar 16, 2004: 09:27
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LOO
Joined: Mar 04, 2004


Mar 16, 2004: 09:58
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Decapod73
Joined: Jan 04, 2003


Ten legs are better than two.

^^^^LOL... bahahahaha

And Beavis is excellent

Mar 16, 2004: 09:59
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MadSketcher
Joined: Aug 07, 2002


A plague of faggotry upon thee!

oh GOD that guy's ugly fucking face is going to give me nightmares. EW EW EW EW. TraumOtized.

That said, Mr. Potato head is funny.

Mar 16, 2004: 10:06
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Psyrecx
Joined: Oct 29, 2003

Unit 01

Mar 16, 2004: 11:41
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Your Boogie Man
Joined: Apr 01, 2003


quote:
bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
I can't make him pretty, but I can make him holy.





I didn't know Jesus could play the accordion. POLKA ON, BIG GUY!!!!


Plus, this looks like a Jesus/Kemp/Worf hybrid.


"Captain, I apologize for my appearance, but I fell into a burning briar bush that my father was talking to me through."

Your Boogie Man fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 12:07

Mar 16, 2004: 12:05
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fuckingtest
Joined: Mar 31, 2001


We can rebuild him. but I don't wanna spend alot of money.

Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682

Mar 16, 2004: 12:18
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plastickiwi
Joined: Dec 19, 2001

Tickled Purple!



Helllllloooo, ladies!

Mar 16, 2004: 12:26
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Bad Mongo
Joined: Mar 14, 2004


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682


Thank you, internet.

Mar 16, 2004: 12:27
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Doctor Zero
Joined: Sep 21, 2002


quote:
fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682



Thank you for the perpetual nightmares I am going to have now.

Mar 16, 2004: 12:30
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Brianrietta
Joined: Feb 02, 2004


Love this thread! Here's my late contribution. I tried to make him not so scary, and I think he might actually be able to blend into normal society now. (And yes, I realize I spent way too much time on this ugly mug)

Mar 16, 2004: 15:40
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

quote:
Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:


Thank you for the perpetual nightmares I am going to have now.



That fucking rules!

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=C222204A-77AF-11D8-89F3-E3635E514682

Mar 16, 2004: 20:11
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Evo
Joined: Oct 06, 2003


Eyyyyy!! Someone bought me a custom title!

Hell yes it does

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=AD9B0036-77B1-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

Was a link to this this animation thingy posted before? I've never seen it

Mar 16, 2004: 20:24
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LeChimp
Joined: Feb 12, 2004


monkey!

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=AB5096AA-77B2-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

mr kitty can *never* be pretty.

Mar 16, 2004: 20:30
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Chewblacca
Joined: Feb 07, 2004


Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

This is just too good.
http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=C371FFA8-77B2-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

EDIT: this shit needs its own thread. Yeehaa!

Chewblacca fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 20:44

Mar 16, 2004: 20:34
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Torenada
Joined: Oct 23, 2002



All any man really needs are some hooters:

Torenada fucked around with this message at Mar 18, 2004 around 17:00

Mar 16, 2004: 21:44
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Mar 16, 2004: 22:09
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Pipeme
Joined: Mar 15, 2004

suck it long, suck it hard

quote:
cortez came out of the closet to say:




That's just friggin wrong. I am gonna have nightmares for a looong time. Plus I don't think I will be able to fap anymore

BUT it looks awesome

Mar 16, 2004: 22:53
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TheLorax
Joined: Jul 24, 2003


I speak for the trees.

I like his cool new sunglasses.

TheLorax decided to show you this image:

Mar 16, 2004: 23:12
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Bonk
Joined: Aug 03, 2002



quote:
TheLorax came out of the closet to say:
I like his cool new sunglasses.
Can't...stop...laughing...

The two scariest Photoshop cliches on the forums combined.

Mar 16, 2004: 23:27
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